National Day of The Ameri ...

[H-Marlin]

Good time to tell a cowboy joke.

The old cowboy was sitting in a bar on a hot day in the dusty south. A young gal walks in the bar and sits down a couple seats down from the cowboy.

She looks over at him and says "say, are you a real cowboy"?

He says "well, I've lived every day of my life on a ranch, I ride horses every day, I run cattle, check fences, and slept nearly every night of my life in a bunk house. I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy".

He looks at the gal and says "what are you"? She says "a lesbian".
"What's that" says the cowboy.
She says "well I like women, like to be with women, sleep with women, think about women all the time".
"Amazing", says the cowboy.

Pretty soon she leaves the bar and a while later a man and his wife come in. The wife looks at the cowboy and says "say, are you a real cowboy"?

Cowboy says "I always thought so but I just found out that I'm a lesbian"!