He's asking for it

[Gussy]

Bear has been leaving calling cards almost every night right below the house in the driveway. About 100 ft away. I really don't want to deal with a dead bear, don't care for bear meat. But, this guy's getting annoying. Might be time to try out the 45-90.

[Don McDowell]

Wish you weren't so dang far away. I'ld take that fall fat bear.

[Gussy]

Actually he might not be bad eating. He's been feeding on berries and apples, not meat. Deer rifle season hasn't opened and he's not getting "lost deer" meat.