National Day of The Ameri ...

[Old Jim]

Sat. is our day to recognize the American cowboy and for everything he does. It's The National Day of The American Cowboy.

Thanks to those folks that maintain the cowboy life and all that goes along with it.


Old Jim

[Don McDowell]

Thank you sir.

[Lumpy Grits]

Wouldn't be no U.S.A. without'em
Gary

[H-Marlin]

Good time to tell a cowboy joke.

The old cowboy was sitting in a bar on a hot day in the dusty south. A young gal walks in the bar and sits down a couple seats down from the cowboy.

She looks over at him and says "say, are you a real cowboy"?

He says "well, I've lived every day of my life on a ranch, I ride horses every day, I run cattle, check fences, and slept nearly every night of my life in a bunk house. I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy".

He looks at the gal and says "what are you"? She says "a lesbian".
"What's that" says the cowboy.
She says "well I like women, like to be with women, sleep with women, think about women all the time".
"Amazing", says the cowboy.

Pretty soon she leaves the bar and a while later a man and his wife come in. The wife looks at the cowboy and says "say, are you a real cowboy"?

Cowboy says "I always thought so but I just found out that I'm a lesbian"!

[Don McDowell]